So, this is Sarah. I know, craziness! I just wanted to update you on your poor little youth pastor. J-dogg is not feeling so good right now. Something unnecessary is growing on his tailbone. And it's big.....and it's painful. It hurts Joshy-pants so much that he can't do much of anything, even blog. This is why and only why I am writing this. I don't feel I am a gifted blogger like Joshua Dale is.
So here are some things you could do with this information about JD.
1. Talk to Jesus about it. He always knows what to do. It's great.
2. Call him on the celly. If you don't have the number, someone does. You can ask them.
3. Leave him a comment on here. Since you're already reading this and all.....
4. Buy him candy. Skittles are my, I mean HIS favorite.
5. Write a poem about the Vaughnster and his mystery growth.
6. Come and clean his entire house. Oh yeah, all of it.
7. Put a note is his church mailbox.
I think you should all do at least 6 of those. At least.........
Alrighty kids, I guess that's it. The Josh-inator should be back in action soon. Stay tuned.....