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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

 

Funny

A new supermarket that opened has everything...

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it
goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the
scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with
onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air
is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread &
cookies.

Sounds great, but I wouldn't buy toilet paper there

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Comments:
mwahahahahahahahaha!
 
rotfl!!!!!! omg that was the best ever!!! where do you find this stuff!!! it is the best!!!
 
Alex whats with all the diff names!!!
 
don't worry, i'm staying as 413x now
 
that's so hilarious! iw ouldn't either lol..
 
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