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Chuck Norris can kick start a car.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
Chuck Norris can dribble a football.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris' tears can cure Cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.
Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
The last digit of pi IS Chuck Norris.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Before the Bogyman goes to bed, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once finished "The Song That Never Ends."
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2: no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajama's.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
Chuck Norris can dribble a football.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris' tears can cure Cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.
Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
The last digit of pi IS Chuck Norris.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Before the Bogyman goes to bed, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once finished "The Song That Never Ends."
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2: no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajama's.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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posted by Stripedgecko # 2:50 PM 
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this is definetely going down in my record books as one of the funnier lists of things like that that i'veseen an a while! that is hilarious!!! Thanks
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